On my way to work today I saw a rather large woman standing in the median on a major highway wearing a blue, red, and green sequin tube top that only covered her boobs. Shorty shorts and a floral print button up shirt over all of this but left open.

It was hilarious.

I laughed for about 3 blocks. Then I was thankful I didn't have time to stop for coffee, because if I had been drinking coffee I would have choked. And probably crashed.

I have officially changed my mind... I love Orlando. This place is my kind of bat shit crazy.