I am thankful that I work somewhere with a nice outdoor seating area, so I could have lunch outside today.

While I was outside, I got to eavesdrop on the funniest pick up I've ever heard.

A guy walked up to the girl sitting at the table next to mine and hit on her for almost 30 minutes. The conversation included gems like, "Oh, you guys got a nice flag, I really like that flag" and "Do you work out? You should box, I'll let you get in 10 hits" and conversation ended with him saying, "Trust me, you'll give in eventually."

Students CRACK ME UP.