I don't have a super long commute to work, only about 9 miles, but I get stuck behind the craziest crap. The first two pictures were on the same damn day.
I honestly have no idea how I haven't been killed by something scary falling off a truck. Also, I promise that I wait until I'm stopped to take pictures of these things. Mostly because I don't want to die, and because it's easier to take a picture when you're still.