Oh, Dunkin' Donuts

I like donuts. Chocolate glazed and chocolate frosted especially. On my way to work yesterday I stopped at Dunkin' Donuts to get myself a little breakfast treat and this is what I got (above). In case you didn't know this about me, I hate sprinkles. No matter how I ordered this donut it always has sprinkles. For example:

Me: "Chocolate frosted donut" In the bag: sprinkles
Me: "Chocolate frosted donut no sprinkles" In the bag: sprinkles
Me: "Chocolate frosted donut without sprinkles" In the bag: sprinkles
Me: "Chocolate frosted donut with no sprinkles" In the bag: sprinkles
Me: "Chocolate frosted donut with absouletly zero sprinkles" In the bag: sprinkles

I probably get a donut without sprinkles about 1/10 times. It makes me want to scream. At least yesterday there weren't too many sprinkles.